{"id":393,"date":"2014-12-25T05:38:12","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T11:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/?p=393"},"modified":"2014-12-25T05:38:12","modified_gmt":"2014-12-25T11:38:12","slug":"we-are-donkey-and-we-demand-you-read-this-comic-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"We are Donkey and we demand you read this comic!  Yeah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is holiday time and Opentrain is giving you a present: Club Nintendo 1995!  Grab it on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/download\/zd5s827fpj76peq\/Club+Nintendo+Comics+1995+%28German+-+English+Translated%29.cbr\">Mediafire<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/mega.co.nz\/#!oYklmZBI!QVZ_YBe6rm3DaNAkqlFbHfF28D6GDqkNN5y5D_a0ZhY\">Mega<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/OsWvTe3.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1995 has three DKC comics, two Mario Picross comics, and a Christmas comic about Wario (also featuring Bomberman, Kirby, and&#8230;Kid Clown??). Note that in these, DK says some really weird stuff, but he&#8217;s clearly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4n7p9VUlr-k\">still wasted from the party last night<\/a>. Consider it a Tails Gets Trolled side story. Also, sorry about the cramped-as-hell bubbles on some of these, I did all I could. And if you liked my terrible credits page joke panel this time, I am probably gonna upload a &#8220;blank&#8221; version later for others to make similarly terrible edits of it if they wish.  Tell Nintendo how much you miss Startropics and Mother maybe?<\/p>\n<div id=\"dc-catcolorwrap\" >\r\n\t\t\t<div id=\"dc-catcolor\" style=\"background-color:#24BF13;\"> <\/div>    \r\n\t\t\t<div id=\"dc-cat\" >Club Nintendo<\/div>      \r\n\t\t\t<\/div><br\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is holiday time and Opentrain is giving you a present: Club Nintendo 1995! Grab it on Mediafire or Mega! 1995 has three DKC comics, two Mario Picross comics, and a Christmas comic about Wario (also featuring Bomberman, Kirby, and&#8230;Kid &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/?p=393\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22],"tags":[25,24,23],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-club-nintendo","tag-club_nintendode","tag-german","tag-super_mario_bros"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9gtuj-6l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opentrain.theyear199x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}